1 00:00:06,166 --> 00:00:08,166 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,416 (inaudible dialogue) 3 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:57,416 (Carrie) one door shuts, a window opens. 4 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,416 Big and I had shut our door 5 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:02,625 but our window was open and blowing a great breeze. 6 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:05,291 (chattering) 7 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:08,250 (Big and Carrie laughing) 8 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,625 -People don't dress up anymore. -Like with waistcoats. 9 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:13,250 And watch fobs. 10 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:18,208 -I'm gonna bring back the watch fob. -A man with a plan. 11 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:19,541 Smoke, please. 12 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:22,583 Now that Big and I weren't playing the dating game, 13 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,916 we were free to just play, 14 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,875 and it had never been better. 15 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:30,958 Aw. 16 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,916 Where is it? 17 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,500 Wow. Impressive. 18 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:43,166 The ladies enjoy sleight of hand. 19 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:45,375 And the watch fob. 20 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:52,000 Meanwhile, 35 blocks north, 21 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:54,541 at Dr. and Mrs. Young's cocktail party, 22 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,958 another set of exes were enjoying the view. 23 00:01:57,041 --> 00:01:59,041 (Charlotte) Look at all the shades of green in the hillside. 24 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:00,750 It's so beautiful. 25 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:03,083 What's beautiful is your ass in that skirt. 26 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,958 -Trey. -It is. 27 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,541 (Carrie) had opened the door of communication, 28 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,166 Trey wanted to get in... 29 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,333 everywhere. 30 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:14,166 I'd like to do some very dirty things to you right now. 31 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:17,875 We're at Winky and Bob's cocktail party, and I'm your estranged wife. 32 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:20,750 Ah. My estranged wife has a damn fine ass. 33 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,833 I think it's really great how up for things you've been lately. 34 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:27,125 -But we are in public. -Hm. 35 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:30,416 So why don't we get our coats and go back to your place, 36 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,750 because my ass will be damn fine there, too. 37 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:35,500 Mm. 38 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,708 For a radiologist, he's awfully full of himself. 39 00:02:39,791 --> 00:02:41,291 His wife is even worse. 40 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:43,625 They were passed over for three Park Avenue co-ops 41 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:45,083 because of that yippie dog. 42 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,791 That's what you get for over-breeding the Pekingese. 43 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:51,125 (Carrie) from getting into a co-op. 44 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:55,208 And certain behavior is almost assured to get you kicked out of one. 45 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:56,875 (Charlotte) The entire surgical staff 46 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:59,416 of Lennox Hill Hospital is in the next room. 47 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:01,458 They'll understand, this is an emergency. 48 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:03,875 At least close the door. 49 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:11,291 (Carrie) walked through her door, 50 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:14,125 I reached mine and kept it firmly closed. 51 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,333 Okay then, Houdini. 52 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:21,125 -I'll walk you up. -I think I got it from here. 53 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:24,916 Then I'll watch from down here in case you trip. 54 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:27,916 What's with the... 55 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,625 There will be no... 56 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:31,875 Ha-ha-ha. 57 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,750 Okay, you're the boss. 58 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:36,333 But I'm always available for the... 59 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,041 Nighty-night. 60 00:03:49,791 --> 00:03:51,125 Nighty-night. 61 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:54,541 Have you guys ever done it in a restaurant bathroom? 62 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,041 -Lotus. -Sparks. 63 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,416 Somewhere over Chicago. 64 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,333 She said restaurant bathroom. 65 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,125 There were warm nuts involved. 66 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,125 -Classy. -How about a coatroom? 67 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:05,541 -Lotus. -My last birthday party. 68 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,250 I'm out. Syrup? 69 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,833 Are these theoretical questions, or are you getting busy, missy? 70 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,083 Trey and I, 71 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:15,333 coatroom, Friday. Bistro bathroom last night. 72 00:04:15,416 --> 00:04:18,750 -But I thought he couldn't-- -Apparently he can, all over Manhattan. 73 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:21,250 This is a very happy development. 74 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:25,458 -No, we're not even together anymore. -Doesn't sound that way to me. 75 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:28,750 We're supposed to be getting to know each other again, not-- 76 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,750 Fucking against a hand dryer? 77 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:33,125 -Ha, ha. -(Charlotte) It is so confusing. 78 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,458 Are we dating or are we back together? 79 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,791 Is he my boyfriend or my lover? 80 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:40,000 Or my ex-husband... 81 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,875 whom I have sex with occasionally in coatrooms? 82 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,625 -And bathrooms. -I'm going with D, all of the above. 83 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:50,041 -Who cares what you are? Just enjoy it. -No, I need to know where we're going. 84 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:53,333 We'd like to know, too, since you'll be having sex there. 85 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:54,583 Why define it? 86 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:59,250 He's my husband, we were defined by law. Now it's all blurry, it's so hard. 87 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:02,000 -Thank your lucky stars. -Oh, enough about me. 88 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:03,625 What did you do this weekend? 89 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:06,166 -Monkey Bar. -Fun! 90 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,125 -With whom? -Big. 91 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,625 The bar, not the bathroom. 92 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:18,666 So you and Big are really friends or something? 93 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,125 -Yeah. -Friends or something. 94 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:24,583 -Easy, prosecutor. -Shouldn't you define your relationship? 95 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:27,666 -Charlotte didn't have to. -Charlotte married the guy. 96 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:29,416 We're undefinable. 97 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,500 -She's sleeping with him. -I am not sleeping with him. 98 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,750 We're just... 99 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,541 hanging out. 100 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:38,833 It's fun, in fact... 101 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:39,875 now that the pressure's off, 102 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:42,583 we're finally enjoying each other. It's good. 103 00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:44,125 It's a slippery slope. 104 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:46,208 Without boundaries, you won't know what'll happen. 105 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:48,125 We might actually... (gasps) 106 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,291 have fun. 107 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,291 Have fun, just don't have amnesia. 108 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,375 Exactly. 109 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:56,375 Can we lighten up on the boundary talk? 110 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:58,291 I'm fine. 111 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,958 Jeez. 112 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:02,750 (mumbling) 113 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,833 Are you thinking about sleeping with him? 114 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:09,333 -No. -You hesitated. 115 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:12,291 I was swallowing. 116 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:18,375 (Carrie) have hundreds of words for "snow." 117 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:21,916 And we've invented three times that many words for "relationship." 118 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:26,041 But the more words we invent, the harder it becomes to define things. 119 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,916 In a world where you can date without sex, 120 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,375 screw without dating 121 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:33,416 and in the end keep most of your sex partners as friends... 122 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,333 long after the screwing is over, 123 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:38,208 what really defines a relationship? 124 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:41,541 That night, Miranda let her boundaries down with Doug, 125 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:43,500 a cartoonist for 126 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,875 They had been dating for about a month. 127 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,666 Miranda didn't know what they were, but she knew it felt good. 128 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:53,875 It was a morning of firsts. 129 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,875 It was the first time Doug had spent the night, 130 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:03,041 and the first time a man had peed in front of her. 131 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,833 That night, we went to Charlotte's gallery 132 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:15,416 for the opening of an exhibit by Maria Diega Reyes, 133 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,833 the Brazilian artist. 134 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,708 He just whipped it out. 135 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:21,708 I'm brushing. I look over, he's peeing. 136 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:23,625 You can probably say he's your boyfriend. 137 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,375 Only a boyfriend would do that. 138 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:29,125 I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never okay to do that. 139 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:32,666 Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business. 140 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,541 Ho-ho-ho. This is perfect. 141 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:39,458 Ms. Boundaries has found Mr. No Boundaries. 142 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,458 Do you like it? 143 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,166 I do. 144 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,458 It's the artist's favorite. 145 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:51,291 -You know her? -Ooh. I am her. 146 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:53,166 I'm sorry, I should have... 147 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,333 -Samantha. -Maria. 148 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:57,083 I have a bone to pick with you. 149 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:58,916 I came ready to buy, and look... 150 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,166 all these red dots, there's nothing left. 151 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,750 That's never bad news for the artist. 152 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:06,083 But I have many more in my loft. 153 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,875 If you ever want to come down, take a look... 154 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,250 I will, and soon, before those get sold out 155 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:13,125 from underneath me, as well. 156 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:16,041 -It's a deal. -Now... 157 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,500 a non-art-related question. 158 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,166 Where are all the hot guys? 159 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,833 (woman) Maria. 160 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:25,958 -Hi. -Hi. 161 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:28,541 It is stunning, all of it. 162 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,291 I'm so proud of you, 163 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:33,125 (speaking Portuguese) 164 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,375 Enjoy! 165 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,750 -It's my ex. -Ah. 166 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:41,333 Oh, and about the hot guys. 167 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,875 No hot guys. 168 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,666 That's good for you, but what's in it for me? 169 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,958 (laughing) 170 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:54,375 (Carrie) my ex introduced me 171 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:57,208 to a tiny jazz club in the East Village. 172 00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:07,708 Aren't these cats amazing? 173 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,666 "Cats"? 174 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,875 Loosen up, baby, we're below 14th Street. 175 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,250 Okay, baby. 176 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:18,333 There I was, inches away from my ex-boyfriend... 177 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:20,291 friend, whatever, 178 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,750 lusting after a bass player. 179 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:28,666 -You want another drink? -Huh? 180 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,166 -Do you want another drink? -Yeah. 181 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:38,041 (man) Thank you very much. We're gonna take a short break. 182 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,208 When we come back, if you're nice, 183 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:42,291 we'll play another set or two. 184 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,875 (Carrie) everyone in the universe 185 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:58,000 wanted me to define my relationship with Big. 186 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,416 -What do you think? -I like it, baby. 187 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:08,000 Didn't think I had that groovy jazz club in me, did you? 188 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,125 (chuckles) No. 189 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,875 Hey, man, you were really great. 190 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:14,083 Not great, I'm just trying to keep up. 191 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,666 -You were great. -You know jazz? 192 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,708 No. (laughs) 193 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,750 Can I buy you a drink? 194 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,250 No, I own the place. 195 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,666 It's the only way they'll let me play. I can't keep a beat. 196 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,000 At least I can drink for free. Ray King. 197 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:30,000 Hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 198 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,250 Jazz neophyte. 199 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,708 (giggling) 200 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,583 -Sorry, this is-- -You're running low. 201 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:38,083 Joey, Glenlivet. 202 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,583 (Joey) Coming right up. 203 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,666 -So you own this place? -I do. 204 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,208 I own this, one uptown. 205 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,083 Hell of a lot of mortgages. 206 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,125 (woman) Cointreau on ice, white wine... 207 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,333 Well... 208 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,041 Jeez, I gotta go. 209 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,541 -Heading uptown? -I am. You need a ride? 210 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,625 -That'd be great. -I'll call my car. 211 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,708 This time? Cabs are lined up outside. 212 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:04,500 So then we'll take a cab. 213 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,500 Okay, we'll take a cab. 214 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,625 Okay. 215 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,166 You sure your bass is gonna be okay? 216 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,583 Yeah, sleeps at the club all the time. 217 00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:21,041 Sometimes it even hooks up with the snare drum. 218 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,500 (giggles) 219 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,083 Cabs are bullshit. 220 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:28,583 Listen, can I get your number? 221 00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:30,083 Yeah. 222 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,375 Sure, let me just... 223 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,333 I'm a writer with no pen. 224 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,125 -Thank you. -No problem. 225 00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:53,250 -6-7-3-9. -I know. 226 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,500 (Carrie) This is me. 227 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:02,875 Thank you. 228 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,791 Nice to meet you. 229 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,083 Nice to meet you. 230 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,250 Bye. 231 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,166 Hey. Hey! 232 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,958 What are you doing? 233 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,791 What do you mean? 234 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,750 You know what I mean. Now he's gonna think we're together. 235 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,500 What, you like the porkpie hat? 236 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,916 That's not the point. 237 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,791 I'll tell you, he had some breath on him. 238 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,541 -His breath was fine. -Are you kidding? 239 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:38,041 It was like he had a bad burger with B.B. King in '75. 240 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,500 All right. 241 00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:43,583 We gotta figure out what we're doing here. 242 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,166 -What are we doing? -What are we? 243 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,083 We're friends, how's that? 244 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,666 What kind of friends? 245 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,250 Friends who listen to jazz, 246 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,833 friends who eat pizza. 247 00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:55,250 Friends who... 248 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,833 There will be no... 249 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:02,041 Oh. Carrie likes her jazz man. Jazz. 250 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,375 All right. That's it, I'm going upstairs. 251 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,125 -Suit yourself. -I have to go to sleep. 252 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,583 Nighty-night. 253 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,750 (Big scatting) 254 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,833 (laughing) 255 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,958 (Carrie) 256 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,208 My bizarre ménage-à-taxi was haunting me. 257 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,500 (phone rings) 258 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:32,958 Hello? 259 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,083 (jazz music playing) 260 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,375 You know, when I hear that song, I think of you. 261 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,916 I don't even know you, how fucked up is that? 262 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,625 That's good. 263 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:51,958 (phone beeps) 264 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,250 Oh. Can you hang on a second? 265 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,333 Yeah. 266 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,166 Okay. 267 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,750 -Hello? -(Big) 268 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,250 I can't talk right now. 269 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,875 You're on the other line? 270 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,291 -I am. -Porkpie? 271 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:06,916 Look, I gotta go. 272 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,166 -Tell him he needs mints. -I'm hanging up. 273 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,916 Carrie likes a jazz musician. 274 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,416 (line disconnects) 275 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,375 Sorry. 276 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:18,791 No problem. 277 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,208 Listen, uh, I'd like to take you out on Saturday night. 278 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,541 I promise you won't have to listen to me play. 279 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,833 Okay, I'd like that. 280 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,583 Great. 281 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,708 Oh, um... 282 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,916 Don't bring the angry guy. 283 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,250 (chuckles) He's not so bad. 284 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,375 -See you. -Okay. 285 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,500 (rings) 286 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,125 -What do you want? -What do you see in that guy? 287 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,291 He knows when to say goodbye. 288 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:53,333 (Carrie) Miranda decided I might have been right. 289 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:55,500 Maybe she was Ms. Boundaries. 290 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,041 If she wanted a decent relationship, 291 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,833 she couldn't throw the boy out with the toilet water. 292 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:03,708 She would have to let down her boundaries. 293 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,166 And there was no better time than the present. 294 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,083 -Oh, hey. -Oh! Hi, you scared me. 295 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,166 You got any bagels? 296 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,250 -Top of the fridge. -Cool. 297 00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:38,916 -(Doug) What about filters? -Above the coffee maker! 298 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,583 (Carrie) tried to do her business, 299 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,333 Samantha helped Maria with hers. 300 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:49,458 -(Samantha) Am I doing this right? -(Maria) Don't think, just do it. 301 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:53,541 You know, painting is like eating, like sex. 302 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,791 I can do that. 303 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:59,666 You know, I came to buy art, not make it. 304 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,166 Oh, no, no, no. 305 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,500 This is a Brazilian thing. 306 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:06,208 Everyone that crosses my door has to help. 307 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,791 But you have a choice, really. 308 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:12,000 You can make a painting or you can do my laundry. 309 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,875 (laughs) Not gonna happen. 310 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,666 You're buying one of my paintings, right? 311 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,958 You're buying my next manicure. 312 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:25,625 Oh, I'm sorry. 313 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,000 Do we... 314 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,833 Do we need to talk about this? 315 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,750 Do we? 316 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,875 I've done the girl thing, 317 00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,250 once, twice, 318 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:02,166 usually involving a guy and a couple of Quaaludes. 319 00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:04,583 It was nice, really. 320 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,791 And really nice for the guy. But... 321 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,666 I'm not a relationship person. 322 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,916 And you're really something. 323 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,666 Could we be friends? 324 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,000 It depends. 325 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,541 In my language, "friends" 326 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:28,000 translates to a person with a warm heart... 327 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:32,458 that buys a lot of my art. 328 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,041 Wow. 329 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,750 What's Portuguese for "working it"? 330 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,750 Working it. 331 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,500 (both laugh) 332 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:47,708 (Carrie) I found the perfect color on me. 333 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,791 And something else on Charlotte. 334 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,958 Excuse me, but... 335 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,875 is that a hickey? 336 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,625 -(Samantha) Let me see. -Oh, my God, I don't... 337 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:00,458 That's so retro. 338 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,375 Trey and I made out in the movies. 339 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,500 No, that is retro. 340 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,500 That's not all we did. 341 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,625 Right in the middle of the movie, I gave him a blow job. 342 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:11,791 In the theatre. 343 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,666 -Crouching Charlotte, Hidden Hummer. -You guys were right. 344 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:18,208 Once I stopped defining everything, I realized how great we have it. 345 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,625 Congratulations, sweetie. 346 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,458 It sounds like you got a nice, healthy relationship. 347 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:28,208 (Carrie) defined her relationship as healthy, 348 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,708 she had one sick relationship on her hands. 349 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,750 The next day, as Trey looked for action, 350 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,041 Charlotte went looking for answers. 351 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,500 Please, not here. 352 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,625 -Should we go to a movie? -No! 353 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,666 We're five blocks from your place. 354 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,083 We'll just wait and we'll get in our old bed 355 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,833 and we'll really make love like man and wife. 356 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:54,708 I don't want to wait. 357 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:57,833 Why can't we wait? 358 00:18:57,916 --> 00:19:00,833 It's five stupid blocks. What is wrong with us? 359 00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,375 Are you so scared that if we go back to a bed, 360 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,916 you'll have the same problems again? 361 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,166 Please. Let's not discuss this in front of the driver. 362 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,375 Oh. You just wanted to have sex in front of him. 363 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,166 (door opens then closes) 364 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,333 (Carrie) 365 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,250 Charlotte slammed the door on her and Trey. 366 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,416 (phone rings) 367 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,833 -Hello. -(Trey) 368 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,708 So if we were to, say, 369 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,416 make love in my bed, 370 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,416 could we still do it in a taxi? 371 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,875 We'll see. 372 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,208 Alrighty then, call you tomorrow. 373 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,250 (Carrie) closed the taxi door, 374 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,625 she opened a whole new window. 375 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:49,208 The next morning, Miranda got up early to pee in peace 376 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,791 and make Doug coffee. 377 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,333 (Doug) Smells great. 378 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,875 It's the cinnamon I add to the-- 379 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,125 (sputtering) 380 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,791 Hi. (chuckles) 381 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,250 Apparently, when Miranda left the door open for peeing, 382 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,541 she opened the door for everything else. 383 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,916 Sometimes I like to add a pinch of nutmeg to my coffee, 384 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,375 it takes a lot of the-- 385 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,291 Maybe it was narrow-minded. But for Miranda, an open-door dump, 386 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,791 was definitely worth dumping someone over. 387 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:34,416 That's the thing about New York, everyone's always going. 388 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,083 Tonight, it was to the opening of Tao. 389 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:40,041 Ray's and my first date. 390 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,583 Everyone was there... 391 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,583 everyone. 392 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,166 So what? 393 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,625 This is the only restaurant in New York opening tonight? 394 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,958 The Burger King on Ninth Avenue had a line around the block. 395 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,333 You remember... 396 00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,708 Yeah. Hey, man. 397 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,958 How are you? 398 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,416 This is Sha. 399 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,000 Sha? 400 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,041 The "y" is silent. 401 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,041 Oh. 402 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:15,375 Thank God you're finally here. I got the last table, let's go. 403 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,458 Okay. 404 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:25,791 (Carrie) 405 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,750 the jazz guy, the model, 406 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,208 the lesbian, and her friend Samantha. 407 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,791 Sha? 408 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,208 She's a supermodel. 409 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,708 Super for you. 410 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,875 -Think we'll ever get our Mee Krob? -I love Mee Krob. 411 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,583 It's their specialty here. 412 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,666 Is there any more wine in there? 413 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,875 Thanks. 414 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,500 I'll be back. 415 00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,208 (scatting) 416 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,291 Stop. 417 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,416 Hey. 418 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,000 Look at me, I grabbed some Mee Krob. 419 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,208 Mm. 420 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,375 Mee-Krob-a-licious. 421 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,666 How'd you get this? 422 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,291 Turns out the chef worked at one of my clubs. 423 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,791 You know all the right people. 424 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,000 I got the in on the noodles. 425 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,833 If it's okay with you, I'm gonna camp out here for a while. 426 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,500 It's okay by me. 427 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:41,041 That table is bad. 428 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:42,625 (chuckles) Yeah, man. 429 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,708 Good thing we weren't fucking hungry. 430 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,750 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 431 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,458 Turn right at the Buddha, honey. 432 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:58,166 Just to, you know, get things straight, 433 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,583 you and Carrie are just friends now, right? 434 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,333 You're available? 435 00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,250 Yes, ma'am. 436 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,625 So if you're just friends, 437 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:13,583 what exactly do you think you're doing? 438 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:18,416 Because that girl might come off like she's all strong and over it, 439 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:22,291 but she's fragile and she's my best friend. 440 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:25,666 So I suggest you back off. 441 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,125 Can't we all just get along? 442 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:31,666 Excuse me. 443 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:48,500 Hey. Hey, hey. 444 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:51,791 -You okay? -I'm fine, I'm sorry. 445 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,291 That guy's not good for her. 446 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:57,291 Look, I'm gonna go. 447 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,500 Don't go. 448 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,166 We can get another table. 449 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:02,916 I lied. 450 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:07,166 I can't just be your friend. 451 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,125 What I saw back there... 452 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,666 You... (sighs) 453 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,500 You were magnificent. 454 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,416 And how do you say that, um... 455 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,125 Oh. You kick ass. 456 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,833 And I see where this is going 457 00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:28,625 and you don't do relationships. 458 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:32,541 It would be very bad for me. 459 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,375 So we can't even be friends? 460 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,041 I'm gonna go in here 461 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:40,125 and you go back there. 462 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,166 And... 463 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,833 you're really something. 464 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:51,083 (Carrie) 465 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,083 Samantha decided to let down her boundaries 466 00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:58,625 and opened herself up to the possibility of a relationship 467 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,625 with a woman. 468 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,583 And in a different bathroom... 469 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,708 Oh-- 470 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,625 -Oh. Jeez, I'm sorry. -It's okay. Come in. 471 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,916 -Want some? -No, all set, thanks. 472 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Okay. 473 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,916 You can go, it's okay. 474 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,541 Oh. I don't really have to go. 475 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,125 Thank God. 476 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:48,291 -He talks about you. -Oh? 477 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,708 Did, um... 478 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:54,416 Did you two used to date or something? 479 00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:58,166 Something like that. 480 00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:05,083 Okay, I'm gonna... 481 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,833 My date's waiting for me. 482 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:08,041 Okay. 483 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:13,000 Sorry. 484 00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:17,541 I couldn't avoid it. 485 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:21,291 Everywhere I went, I was confronted by my Big relationship. 486 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,916 I just left Silent Y in the bathroom 487 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,416 and P.S., apparently the '80s are back. 488 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:30,166 Listen, we're gonna go. 489 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,708 Okay, Ray and I were gonna go first. 490 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,708 (laughs) 491 00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:41,541 -See you later. -Okay. 492 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,833 You know what I love about this city? 493 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:50,375 Everything can sound like a jazz riff. 494 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,416 Like, uh... 495 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,583 that garbage truck is... 496 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,166 (scatting) 497 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,291 (laughing) 498 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,125 Really? 499 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:12,041 Because I get more of a... 500 00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:16,083 Like a... 501 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,666 (scats) 502 00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,291 I don't know. 503 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:26,583 -You really don't know jazz, do you? -Hey! 504 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:30,375 I just scatted on my first date, man, give me some credit. 505 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:34,791 Somewhere between the Mee Krob and the model, I was dating again. 506 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:36,125 It was nice. 507 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:37,541 This is me. 508 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,000 You know what you are? 509 00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:42,666 You're, um... 510 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:46,208 (scats) 511 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,875 Well... 512 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:56,666 Do-do-do, right back at you. 513 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:07,000 With every second of our kiss it was becoming clearer. 514 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:09,083 I really liked this guy. 515 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,291 So maybe that's it. 516 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,625 What ultimately defines a relationship, 517 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,625 is another relationship. 518 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,250 (theme music playing)